I'm skipping the punishments and going straight to promising that I'm going to kill the little punk that thinks it was a good idea to pull this prank. I'm gonna take away all their house points, give them detention for the next 5 years, and then... I'm going to kill them.

[Private to Lili]

Who the hell did you tell?

I would yell at my kids for losing so many points, but I'm just not in the mood. It's not like they're gonna learn anyway.

You all heard that the Care of Magical Creature professors have planned a field trip for the school. I'm offering extra credit to third year students who attend the trip. Dark creatures fall into the curriculum for third ( Read more... )

[Private; Hackable to adults]

If someone told me I was dreaming, I probably wouldn't care. I'd love to have this sort of dream every night. It's better than whatever reality I was livin' in, I'll tell you..

Hey. Maybe I died and this is heaven or something.

The next person who calls me a pedophile...